The following completely fake conversation was inspired by an actual conversation with an internal company user.
User: The web application doesn’t let me do XYZ. I can’t download ABC data for customer PQR.
Me: Well, your customer database don’t have JKL. The code changes will take some time.
User: So how long will it take?
Me: It’s not urgent, right?
Me: Then I’ll do it on a FAHTR basis.
User: What father?
Me: FAHTR. It means I’ll do it when I’m free and I happen to remember to do it.