The following completely fake conversation was inspired by an actual conversation with an internal company user. User: The web application doesn’t let me do XYZ. I can’t download ABC data for customer PQR. Me: Well, your customer database don’t have JKL. The code changes will take some time. User: So how long will it take? […]
We have the Real Line, from negative infinity on one end to positive infinity on the other. Then we have the Imaginary Line, where we rotate numbers on the Real Line around to obtain imaginary numbers (or complex numbers). So what’s the natural logical progression? Meet the Psychotic Line, with delusional numbers. As expected, special […]
I was debating with myself whether I should do a time comparison for the sort algorithms. Then I decided other people had already explained it much better than I could (and the real reason was that I was too lazy to code it and measure it. But you didn’t hear it from me…). So I’ll […]
So I told you about the time when the security guard stopped me because I was too hot. I went for an interview, and it ended with stepping into the company building. This is where the story continues… [What follows had been highly exaggerated for entertainment purposes. About 72.59% of it was created out of […]
No it doesn’t. “SAFETY” starts with “SA”. Fail.
The heat was palpable in sunny Singapore for the past few days. Waves of scorching air rose off the asphalt. The bright yellow orb in the sky was indifferent to the mere humans living on the tiny island. With nary a cloud to shield the solar rays happily streaming down, nor an itinerant breeze to […]